Much to the dismay of many resistance members and journalists, the president is fine.

He lives, and he calmly walked out of Walter Reed and waved to his adoring fans as outraged

journalists shook their fists.

They were so angry.

I mean, look, I know I'm joking about this, but how ridiculous was it that you simultaneously

had resistance activists saying that Trump was faking it.

You had joy read an MSNBC.

Trump's faking it.

He's not really sick.

You had Lindos R. Swar saying somebody's trying to get out of the debates.

But then you had people saying, like, I don't know, man, Trump's on his deathbed.

He's getting dexamethasone.

This is the end.

And then Trump just like walks out like, I'm okay.

It's, you know, it's a mild, mild symptoms.

I'm totally fine.

And that was to be expected.

All these conspiracy theories.

Now they're really angry that Trump's leaving because they're like, he's contagious.

Don't let him leave.

And the doctors are like, but he doesn't need to be in the hospital.

Just absolutely ridiculous.

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