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Today is Monday, January 12th, 2026. Nothing but piss and vinegar today. Tim Wals is resigning. A little birdies tell us that

Nick Shirley is about to drop. The banger of all bangers. And that it is going to end the careers

of multiple people inside of the Minnesota government. We have this on high authority that today may well be the last day in office for Tim

Walls.

He's already under several federal investigations, as is Gavin Newsom.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Somali fraud scandal is going to blow up today. Get ready.

Gavin Newsom completely crashes out over yours truly. What an exciting time to be alive.

Gavin Newsom can't stop posting about us. And you know what? We will drink the salty tears of Gavin.

As we prepare to go uncover fraud in California this week.

This is going to be a massive, massive opportunity to show the world exactly how you take paradise, which is California.

California is the crown jewel of America.

And I say that living in Florida. I like Florida a lot.

I think there's a lot of beautiful places, but there's just nothing like the natural resources and raw beauty of

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