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What's up, everybody, and welcome to a very special kind of funny Timcast for Wednesday, April 16, 2026.

Of course, I'm your host, Tim Gettys, and I am going to cover all of the new stories you want me to talk about that I missed during my paternity leave this year in 2026.

I was essentially gone for all of the year so far.

I mean, I mean, I was here for January, but I missed the tail end of January, all of February, all of March, and a little bit of that April there. So a lot has happened. A lot of studios have closed. A lot of bad decisions have been made. There's been some

upside. Not too much. I hope we find it in some of these. But I asked you to send in voicemails.

We put out a phone number yesterday asking y'all to tell me what stories you want me to discuss, what things that have been going on are kind of funny that you want my input on. So we've gathered a bunch of those voicemails and we're going to go through them today. This is the kind of funny games cast. As you know, we do it each and every weekday live. And normally I'm asking you for a bunch of super chats to help make the show happen. Leave your thoughts, leave your comments. Today's going to have to be a slightly shorter show than normal because Greg Miller's doing something very, very cool that I don't think I can announce yet, but he's going to need the studio. So I need to kind of not get too crazy. So if you're going to super chat today, it's just because you're trying to support this face. You know what I mean? Maybe I'll get to it if I can, but we got a lot of

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