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🗓️ 29 July 2015
⏱️ 115 minutes
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0:00.0 | Now entering nervous.com |
0:05.0 | You may breathe, you may breathe, you may breathe |
0:10.0 | Oh yeah, you may breathe, you may breathe |
0:14.0 | Yes, you may breathe, you may breathe |
0:17.0 | You made it weird with beat homes |
0:21.0 | What's happening weirdo is an amazing episode with just the, what's the right word? |
0:26.0 | It's a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, |
0:56.0 | and coming out Montreal was amazing, most recently, coming up to San Francisco, and then Houston, Dallas, Chicago, Chicago, Toronto, and then Utah, all of those are available on pthhomes.com. And you can also get t-shirts. We have from the Rea Butcher episode, Eat Lead Cobra, which is my favorite, New Shirt. You've got Prince, PD is my homeboy, Piano Keys. There's also the Fantastic Mr. Fox t-shirt, and the Truman Shirt shirt. |
1:26.0 | Those are on pthhomes.com, as well as the tour dates. I hope to see you guys out on the road. A lot of live podcasts coming up. They've been great so far, and I hope to see you out there. And in the meantime, please enjoy the wonderful Tim Mention. Get into it. Mention! Hello, Mention. Come on in. It's a tree house. It's a tree house of love and safety and goodness. Is that your boy? Yeah. I didn't know you had a small boy. |
1:56.0 | I've got a small boy, and a small girl. And a small girl? Yeah, I'm smashing it with the braiding. I wore a hat today. Yeah, how's that going? I don't know. I go through phases where I think I should be a guy with hats. You can pull this off. But then as the hair gets dry, I look like a clown. What do you do with longing? I had not as long as yours, but in high school, I had longer hair. And I couldn't wash it. No, I should too much. Yeah, this isn't an expose. This is a mon... |
2:26.0 | I don't get you to admit that you're on clean. I don't wash my hair much, although I have washed it in the last 36 hours. So you've got me on a good day. Or a bad day. Or a bad day. Yeah, that's a good song. Isn't that bringing us to the hat? Yeah, the hat is there to keep it from being too foofy. Yeah. Well, I had to... This is an obnoxious way to start, but I had to think when you were walking in, you were wearing a hat. I was like, I wonder if you're a noticeable kind of fella. Meaning you would kind of... Am I wearing a famous man's hat? |
2:56.0 | Yeah, you were wearing a famous man's hat. And you know, that's not a strange, I suppose, to consider that you might wear a hat to not be full-minchin. I think if I was wearing a famous man's hat in LA, that would be more about my hopes and dreams than the truth of the situation. More like, I remember I said this is embarrassing, but let's get into it. I used to come to LA completely with nothing that I've ever done. And I'd wear sunglasses and kind of catch myself pretending that I was wearing them because I was homeless. But no, I don't get it right. |
3:26.0 | I'm not wearing nice in LA. Very rarely. Really? But yeah, no, that's one of the great things about moving here, actually. Are you here now? Yeah, I'm here. I didn't know. I thought I was catching you on some sort of trip. No, I had in months. I've been here. No. I've just been avoiding you, Pedra. Very quietly, tip-tongue around people like you. Isn't it funny that people do think about themselves more than people think that people are thinking about them more than they actually are? |
3:56.0 | Meaning, you're making a joke, but it's not outside the realm of possibility that I would be like, you were avoiding me, even though that's completely self-centered, aren't people that way? Well, I don't... It would be weird if I was avoiding you given how little I know you. Yeah. I mean, that'd almost be a sort of reverse stalkerism to go, you know, I'm avoiding you. And you're like, dude, you don't know me. You don't need to avoid me. That's really funny. Avoidance is the natural state. Why are you creeping around avoiding me? This is getting weird. That's actually a very empowered stalker to be like. Yeah. |
4:26.0 | I'm avoiding you. Who are you? And you could keep dropping them hints, so you're having seen me in a while, have you? Yeah. It's not working out. I keep... I kind of, deady stalking, yeah. That could freak someone out. So what prompted the move? I never say this up top, but I'm so delighted that you're on. Oh, well, usually you save it to the end and see how it goes. No, you always hold your compliments. No, man, I was wide. First of all, I saw you a lorgo, and I was just so blown away. And you're one of those guys. I believe we were in Melbourne at the time. |
4:56.0 | Yeah. And they just never saw you. Like a fool. Like a fool. Yeah, all these years you could have been watching me more. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I know. We've sort of rotated around each other, but that happens a lot in this industry. And it's quite nice, I think. You have all these... There's a lot of nice people in this industry. And you don't... I think one of the problems with it is when you're all too tight and you all get... Especially in comedy. It squeezes some of the mystery out, too. Well, yeah. And so I... When you tour a lot, and I think maybe... |
5:26.0 | I mean, in Montreal at the same time or something, and you just bump into people and it's quite nice. And then you naturally see people more if you're in the same city. It's good. But yeah, I hadn't seen you do a set until that night. Oh, is that right? I didn't remember that I did a set that I did do a set that night. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely did. Oh, well, unless there's two nights we've had. No, no, no, I wasn't calling you on facts. I'm glad you've seen your own em. But you were so tremendous. And then Valerie, my girlfriend loved you. |
5:56.0 | Everybody loved you. And then I watched some clips this morning. And I really enjoyed it, man. I was blown away. Yeah, well, thanks. I hope you get to come and see me do a full... I would love to do it. ...full thing. Because it's, as always, when you're a comedian or a performer or whatever. People see bits and pieces and you think, well, that's great. And I'm glad you've seen bits and pieces. But really, it's about trapping you in a room for 80 minutes and manipulating your feelings. For that long. But you see when... Because I didn't come from a club background. It was always... |
6:26.0 | Yeah, it was always shows. Yeah. But then again, my... Because I'm a musical comedian, although I don't... I hate that phrase, but there's no denying it. You transcend it, though. You really do. I'm a cabaret artist. You're like a bow burnum. And I'm sorry if you get that a lot. But bow is one of my absolute favorites. I'm a huge fan of that. Okay, good. And I've never, ever, ever, ever considered bow or you a musical comedian. Even though you were a literally music comedian. Well, it's... The term musical. |
6:56.0 | Musical comedians, no insult, really. It's just that it clumps you in with a whole lot of different styles of that from sort of end of the P.O. Eucalyle and racism sort of stuff through to what we at our does. Who's the most famous musical comedian, I guess, which is song parody. Right. Which someone like me and bow, although we love him, it's so the opposite of... Right. The idea of replacing lyrics is just... I start from a songwriting basis. |
7:25.9 | That was a songwriter long before I was a comedian, and I write reasonably complex stuff. But then there are people... Yes, you do. But the thing that I think ruffles comedians' feathers and they don't speak frankly, they don't typically like music comedians. |
7:41.3 | And I've said this a million times, but I want to put it to you. Is that you're manipulating a form. There's songs. And it sounds like a love song. |
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