Mr. Toys

Hey everybody, just had a nice session outside, but I didn't dab so I think this will be a fast-paced event.

My name is Doug and I love movies! I like it!

Coming to you once again from Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon on Saturday, November 23rd,

two-ocean-thirteen at 420-ish! 430!

We started promptly at 430, so for my future shows you guys at 420 that means I'm right outside.

The building, people were walking up going, what are you doing out here? I'm like it's 420, man!

I can't smoke in there. Did you guys bring name tags? Oh my, you certainly did!

We've got a trophy, what's that a trophy for? Fantasy Football! That's a big, fancy trophy for fantasy football. Why don't you play for money?

You do, but somebody's still had to buy that thing. Oh, you put loose change in there? All right, I'm done with you.

I don't know what that has to do with movies. Look at that one right behind you. It's got my face on it a bunch of times.

Doug loves movies, Doug loves minis, Doug loves sleeping. What's the last one? Doug loves whistling. No, I don't! I do not! Don't start that shit up!

Why does somebody have his shirt that says I Heart Balls? What's the reference to that?

I heart-chat baseball. Oh, okay. I still don't get it. Where's that guy at Jordan that wrote Jordan on a baseball? There he is.

I saw him on Twitter today. Well, thank you guys for bringing all the amazing name tags, and I'll get ready to whip those out a little later.

And we'll see what happens. I bet you no one picks the trophy. They can actually hear this part, so now probably somebody will.

Have you guys been watching my new video podcast getting Doug with high?

Thank you. It's YouTube every Wednesday, 4.15 Pacific time, 7.15 Eastern, and yeah, just smoke whatever you got, sit and watch it.

I think we had like 1,850 viewers last Wednesday, and it's always a good time.

Oh, I had a speaking of good times. I was on AM Northwest yesterday, and they had me sit in on the cooking segment, and I threw on an apron and stood next to Helen.

The guy was cooking up all this, he had this mustard thing to put on hot dogs, and then he had these beans with bacon, and I love bacon, and I love hot dogs.

But I don't like mustard, and I don't like beans. So if you look at the tape, when I try this stuff, I pretend to eat it, and I only eat the part that I like,

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