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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Tim Meadows, Brian Huskey, Mary Sasson, Anthony Gioe

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2014

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

High-Pitched Cavemen - Tim Meadows, Brian Huskey, Mary Sasson, and Anthony Gioe explore the high-pitched voice theory of Neanderthals on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! They’ll also follow the spoiled rich Marissa Marriott as she enters the Land of Oz, check into a chaotic fancy hotel, and do whatever it takes to keep a Gym member to renew their membership. Plus, everyone discusses a Fremont sex-ed textbook with topics on bondage for 9th graders in another edition of Case Closed. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com ! LA Humons: improv4humans will be LIVE at the LA Podfest on September 28th at 2pm with Ian Roberts, Horatio Sanz, and more special guests. Go to www.lapodfest.com for tickets!

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0:00.0

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0:23.0

Get on Mike Mary

0:24.4

The father a babysit for is constantly getting high downstairs

0:27.8

But it's a thing that him and I have never one-to-one been like oh, you're you're getting high downstairs

0:33.8

He just comes up like smelling of it and yeah, well, it'll wafed up right and then oh the house isn't even big enough to like

0:41.2

Mask it why isn't he babysitting if he's at home

0:44.8

Because they like on their own business and he'll work from home

0:47.2

I don't know I understand sometimes it's just like taking naps downstairs

0:50.0

Maybe because he's always getting high, but sometimes it's like one of the things like okay, whatever, but then

0:55.5

One time he's a blood researcher like he does reviews and stuff

0:59.2

Yeah, yeah, we'd legal the most they'll do is one time there was like a weed cookie in the fridge

1:04.4

And they were just like hey, don't don't eat this and I was like okay, the kid is cool

1:09.9

Yeah, yeah, the kid if he needs to know how old the kid. Oh, it's a four-year-old and a one-and-a-half-year-old

1:14.5

Ooh, that is a dangerous thing the fridge. Yeah, there's a ridiculous thing in the fridge

1:21.4

So if you need to these are numbers here

1:25.5

And I'm just gonna be oh don't hesitate to call. Oh, yeah, please sure. Well, I

1:33.1

Maybe don't call for like 30 minutes once it kind of settles in and

1:39.4

Don't call for 30 minutes until it settles in like the kids. I mean don't call

1:45.5

Okay, look we should go through the refrigerator with you before we go

1:49.4

Sure, yeah, there's certain shelves you might want to stay away from our

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