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He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish

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Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

Exciting! exciting time of year the baseball playoffs.

Mikey A's upset because the Yankees aren't in it this year.

I'm upset because the Mets spent a billion dollars.

They're not making it to the postseason.

But such as baseball because the Marlins, they did spend that much money,

and here they are, just a couple of days away from making it to the postseason as a wild car team.

Billy, why are you shaking your head?

Why are you not more excited about this?

Your team is going to make it to the playoffs, Billy?

I know, but these damn Mets and their groundskeepers are doing everything that they can to ruin this week for me for some reason. I don't understand it. And it like, they've ruined my life the Mets, Billy. You can take a week of it. It's the groundskeepers. Don't get me started on them. I don't know what they're doing. They don't seem to care about their jobs. They're like, ah, the season's over and they're just playing around. I don't know if you saw what happened last night.

Last night, there was a three-hour rain delay. At one point, the groundskeepers were taking group photos on the field instead of keeping the ground or whatever it is that they do. Like, I don't know why they were taking group pictures. They were laughing about. They were removing the tarp, making puddles in the outfield,

not the puddles, making puddles in

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