Tim Kalpakis's Standing Desk, Jackie Johnson's Probiotics, Tony's Happy Face

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

First-time guest Tim Kalpakis (Birthday Boys, The Sloppy Boys) joins us from his standing desk and he's into creepy stuff but in a lovable way. Plus his band has a new album out! Jackie Johnson is here and she's pro probiotic. Tony is still happy and we're not about it to let it go unnoticed. Also Tony and Jackie are both friends with Tim so we do a spontaneous test to see who knows him better. I'm wondering if as podcasters and creators we should be thinking of the new people or the regulars and also, isn't Tim getting tired of standing? Plus Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze (black licorice) and Just Me Or Everyone and some hot Claremont Colleges consortium talk. Plus Uranus!

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0:00.0	And now, live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the
0:05.0	play week 21 of the Allison Rosen as you new best friend show.
0:08.3	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest.
0:10.1	He's a comedian you might know as one of the birthday boys and is currently
0:13.0	playing rock music for beer and the sloppy boys.
0:15.4	It's Tim Calpacas.
0:17.2	And she's a comedian who wants you to remember oil before cream.
0:20.2	You might meet Joaquin.
0:21.6	Cream before oil.
0:22.4	Your face will look like Danny Boyle.
0:24.1	It's Jackie Johnson.
0:25.8	Tone Zone is here to give you all a safe space and a sweaty, sweaty heart.
0:29.4	I'm your husband Daniel, say and hop on board the love band and say, where are you
0:32.2	taking me to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:35.4	Allison Rosen.
0:38.0	Allison Rosen is you new best friend.
0:41.0	Allison.
0:42.4	Allison.
0:43.8	With the weekend times that we're in, Allison Rosen.
0:49.4	Tim, we be friends again.
0:52.2	Allison Rosen.
0:55.0	Allison, you new best friend.
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