Tim Kalpakis's Sitting Desk, Jackie Johnson's Insomnia, Is Squid Game Scary?

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Tim Kalpakis has switched from a standing desk to sitting desk and he gets the hype. Jackie is decorating her new office and has a fancy Herman Miller chair. The whole episode isn't about chairs though. It's also about tik tok, Jackie's cool new wearable tech ring, insomnia, Squid Game, Theta waves, happy endings at massage parlors and more! We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone!

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0:00.0	And now live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Alison Rosen is your new best friend show.
0:07.0	Tonight Alison welcomes a guest. He's a comedian musician and a queen of mean. It's Tim Calpacas.
0:12.0	And she's a comedian actress and a church's mom. It's Jackie Johnson.
0:17.0	And Tony Zone is here to hold up the whole goddamn Biden agenda just because I'm a resume Daniel saying hop on, but let's say load you to best friend Alison.
0:47.0	Hello my little Reese's pieces welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen is your new best friend that particular carbohydrates was sent in on patreon.
0:59.0	Patreon by Whitney C lots of fun stuff on patreon bonus episodes of the friend zone recently had Jenna Kim Jones back on the friend zone audio and videos available those are separate levels.
1:12.0	And then I did a solo episode of the friend zone where I answered all of your questions I never get to all the questions at once but I answered all your questions including one that I waited until the end because I was like I don't know if I feel comfortable.
1:25.0	I don't know if I want to answer that one. It's a little of this thorny and then I'm like you know what fuck it. I'm going to answer it.
1:30.0	So sign up for my patreon find out what I felt that about what a convoluted sentence also a level where you can text me and I'll text you back you can watch this video just all sorts of fun stuff.
1:43.0	I'm going to say all sorts of fun stuff 45 more times at patreon.com slash Allison Rosen.
1:50.0	Patreon sign up for a year get two months free 12 months for the good. Very excited to welcome all the guests I'm going to try a new old thing because I have gotten into a habit where I introduce a guest and then I start talking to them and then I don't introduce Tony until we're about to end the show.
2:09.0	So a devoted listener, Leon said what about going back to the way you used to do it which is where you go around and you say hi and then start the show and I was like what a novel old idea.
2:22.0	So that's what I'm going to do guys get ready to just say hi Tim Calpac is welcome back.
2:29.0	Hi.
2:30.0	Hi.
2:31.0	Hi.
2:33.0	I'm going to test your commitment to this.
2:40.0	Tim I heard you had COVID how are you doing.
2:42.0	Hi.
2:43.0	Oh, it's so good.
2:45.0	Jackie Johnson welcome back.
2:47.0	Hello, I refused to participate.
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