This is exactly right.

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear

When you're a guest in my home

You gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts your presence is presents enough

And I already had too much stuff

So how do you dare disobey me

Welcome to I Said No Gifts. I'm Bridger Weiner. We're here in the studio.

Annalise, our producer is not here.

They've cooked up some sort of, some excuse. I don't know.

I hung up the phone before they could lie to me. I don't know. I hung up with the phone before they could

lie to me. I can't deal with it, but they're not here. And, you know, hopefully they can figure it out.

So I'm just flying free and loose here. What's going on? Most of my life now is just watching

Little House on the Prairie. That's most of my days and nights.

The Ingalls family has kind of settled into their life.

I've read some behind the scenes.

It didn't seem like it was that pleasant of a place to work, unfortunately.

So it adds another dimension to watching the show.

It occurred to me last night that I've been shopping for a lamp for five years and still have not bought one. I think that's the one piece

of furniture. I'm just really not capable of buying. So if you have any tips or tricks,

keep them to yourself. So anything else? I've experienced a little bit of parking rage this morning, blinding rage.

Apparently there's something about someone in a Volvo crossover that just really taking their time sets me off.

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