I'm Michael Knowles here to tell you that rules for retrogrades.

The book and the show are out now, and you absolutely need to check it out before the thought police confiscate all of it and lock you away.

Rules for retrogrades out today.

Counter-disruption. We're disrupting the plans of the radicals.

Everyone pick up a copy if you already have one.

And if you do have one, please leave a review in all the relevant places so that we get it in the hands of all the people that need it.

Rules for retrogrades rise.

Yeah!

Reporting live from the Gordon Rules for Retrogrades Bunker, it is I, Timothy Gordon.

I haven't come to you guys with a Rules for Retrogrades update in the last few days, and that's

because I've been busy, busy, busy.

You've probably heard about everything that's gone on since last Wednesday,

my firing the cheap petition by embittered leftists at Garces Memorial High School

and the things that have ensued then, the tremendous wagon circling that has happened over the last five days, and the pushback.

And I announced today Rules for Retrogrades's attack plan.

I bring it to you, the Retrogrades, the Parish Orphans.

You now understand why I say that.

We're all parish orphans.

We get sold out by our spiritual fathers.

But it's okay.

I want you guys to see strength.

I want you to see what great things we're doing in response to being fired for sticking up for the faith against domestic terrorists.

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