Tim Dillon Returns!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Tim Dillon returns to Are You Garbage! We're talking Whitney Houston, How to host a party and the future of food in America. You know Tim Dillon from stand up comedy, The Tim Dillon Show, the Joe Rogan Experience, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, Bad Friends, Stavvy's World, The Tucker Carlson Show, Kill Tony, Flagrant 2, Fox News, Matt and Shanes Secret Podcast, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Aura Frames: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://AuraFrames.com. Promo Code: GARBAGE Huel: Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift with code AYG at https://huel.com/AYG (Minimum $75 purchase) Acorns: Head to https://acorns.com/GARBAGE or download the Acorns app to get started. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey gang, check out this short clip from the Route 66 tour on our YouTube page.
0:04.3	I'm not even lying, I just shit my pants.
0:06.2	What happened at the garage?
0:10.0	Hey, how are you?
0:10.7	You guys have a bathroom?
0:11.9	You saw that, huh?
0:12.6	I'm curious as to what do you want to get out in front of this thing?
0:16.2	These are dangerous questions.
0:18.6	Are those the shorts you were wearing?
0:20.8	Unfortunately, they are.
0:23.9	Dude, that's fucking disgusting.
0:26.5	Unless you were wearing plastic underwear,
0:29.2	which I do not think you wear.
0:32.4	It didn't go through.
0:33.9	No, dude, that's insane.
0:35.6	I'm telling you, it did not get to the outer layer.
0:38.3	What you may know is the upper atmosphere.
0:41.3	It stayed within the molten core of the bunchy.
0:44.3	The underwear, on the other hand, didn't make it.
0:49.3	Thank you.
0:50.3	You're welcome.
0:51.3	I appreciate your hospitality.
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