Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, for reasons which will become abundantly clear in a matter of minutes,

we are starting today's show off with a supercut of Joe Biden, sniffing, squeezing, grabbing women in inappropriate manners.

Women, I should add, that are not his wife.

Women, I should add, that are also barely women at some time being young.

Behold!

My perfect wife.

Oh, wow. Can I go with just alone? We met before.

It's hard to forget those eyes.

No, no, come on.

Right over here.

You can take away anymore.

Is that what she said to my mom it was wonderful my mom a little bit

one minute angel you want to hold it here you go lolly pop it's gonna come

it's all just look at the camera and we're gonna have lolly pop

right now right up right up

keep going we're standing right next to me the The only thing I hope we're going to have.

There you.

Got it.

Okay.

And the people on the back, it was spread out a little bit.

The only thing that I hope is that in some of these montages, sometimes they include clips which are not real.

And I double checked in as much as humanly possible to make sure all of these clips were in fact real.

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