Open your hearts.

Loosen your butts. It's time for couples therapy. Yeah. This podcast is Andy and Naomi's where they can both laugh and hang with all their homies talking excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situations, ships and conscious and coupling from Netflix hookups to single them with some bulu. Tech, sex, regrets. So feeling on your new Juboo. They gonna talk about it.

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Needing therapy, I guarantee, baby, we got it's couple's therapy.

It's couple's therapy.

Hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy. My name is Naomi. My name is Andy. And we're a real-life couple.

Real-life couple of comedians. And on couples therapy, we answer a couple of different questions from a couple different listeners.

Andy, what was that? Oh, no, we're just putting in pauses, spaces where it's avant-garde. Today's, hey folks, welcome. Welcome to the post- Thanksgiving episode. We're getting avant-garde. Avant-garde. It's funny, though, because, you know, you said it in tandem with, like, you know, crossing your arms and, like, looking like you were, like, trying to keep yourself warm or protect your heart. And I said, what are you feeling? Do you not feel like your name is

Andy today? Where are you out emotionally? I feel like I am in the podcast room and it's not

as heated at the moment. So it's, yeah, I'm cold. So you're just a little, little cold, little chill.

A little chilly girl. My little chilly girl, love you. I'm still digesting. Okay? You know, I realize my real, you know, my Thanksgiving, my favorite thing is the stuffing. I'm here for the stuffing. And when you think about what stuffing is, you know, it really is just bread. And so I'm having so much bread at every meal. And I'm really having to counteract that with my water, get my water in.

I feel like my nutritionist is going to, after seeing what I ate these last couple days, handcuff me, and stick a gun in my mouth and just threaten me.

She's going to actually handcuff you to the inside of a sweet green and say you have to eat

all the lettuce in this trough.

You have to because sweet green is going under and they really need your money.

Are they?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Surprisingly, people are not, surprisingly Americans are not that into salad. Who knew? It's certainly not $20 salad. You know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm actually picturing? Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible? I want to say five or six. He starts off... He starts off with him. He's being tortured. Sure sure and does he have someone else's face

constantly changing faces in that series no but and then what's your face

brunette lady yeah okay saves him oh he's saved by brunette lady yeah this is before

this is after michelle monagin yeah, but before whoever's in the new ones.

You know what, this can't be for the introduction.

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