Til Death Do Us Blart 2025
Til Death Do Us Blart
Justin, Griffin, Travis, Guy, Tim
5.0 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Welcome one and all to the continuation of our grand tradition - DeathBlart. Now in its 11th year, our celebration has turned into a comedic prank against Guy Montgomery - a man uniquely qualified to both laugh at the gag at his expense, and to determine whether writing "HELIPAD" on a flare and throwing it constitutes the requisite components to be considered a joke. Meanwhile, gathered together in person in Cincinnati, Ohio are Travis, Justin, Griffin and Tim - themselves exploring the concept of Kevin James as a warrior-clown. This episode features a VERY SPECIAL appearance from a guest and FINALLY, a continuity error.
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| 0:00.0 | Here he comes. |
| 0:19.4 | Well, first of all, Tim, what the fuck are you doing there? |
| 0:22.6 | Hey, man. |
| 0:23.6 | It's nice to see you too. |
| 0:24.9 | How you doing? |
| 0:26.1 | The language is a little intense for me, but... |
| 0:29.3 | I'm so good, but I'm also completely thrown off balance. |
| 0:37.8 | Guy, |
| 0:38.0 | why don't you explain to the listener what is happening right now for you? |
| 0:42.6 | Well, |
| 0:44.2 | I'm in Arrow Town, New Zealand. |
| 0:48.6 | I got here two days ago. |
| 0:51.2 | We've relocated for six months for Chalph to do a job. And, you know, inside of that, we've found that I've been here for, I think, 36 hours. And I thought, this is a good window. We'll give us a day to get setter. And then I can record the pot. And I suppose I was swept up in my own world. I suppose I took my eye off the ball. |
| 1:11.6 | A little bit. |
| 1:11.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.4 | I suppose in a way, given this is our 11th episode, I thought we'd all just log on to |
| 1:20.0 | our video conference software and there'd be five little boxes on the screen and I'd, you know, |
| 1:26.8 | my eyes would be darting from |
| 1:28.2 | person to person and um there's some technical difficulties look if you if you really want to get |
| 1:34.2 | behind the curtain there's some technical difficulties part of this story is going to make us |
| 1:39.7 | seem like real villains so if you could massage it as much as just show us some grace a little bit. |
| 1:47.0 | Well, let's let's just say, I have triangulated between my partner and my mother to care for |
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