Til Death Do Us Blart 2023
Til Death Do Us Blart
Justin, Griffin, Travis, Guy, Tim
5.0 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 November 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Can’t stop, won’t stop, #Deathblart
The Blart quintet are back for a ninth year. Nothing will stop them from their annual watch and review of BP:MC2, not an industry-wide strike, not a lack of enthusiasm for the film. In this refreshingly straight-laced approach at the material, all five reviewers have remained (mainly) sober and checked in. This mentally sharp environment has allowed for a Griffin-Timbo mindmeld to explore the possible religious and philosophical ramifications of Paul fighting a bird in a fake garden setting to piano music. Travis is attempting to explain to his child that this movie IS a comedy. Guy is quick to defend the Toyota Yaris. And Justin has once again figured out a way to turn the watch into a joyful experience while watching shirtless in bed.
Please enjoy, season greetings to one and all and do consider purchasing a shirt or poster this year because all the proceeds go to the First Nations Development Institute.
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Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The Hey everybody we're back and we're back and we're blarding again |
| 0:20.4 | barding all over the place where it. We're ready to blardy all over the place. |
| 0:25.0 | Let's get it blotted. |
| 0:27.0 | Huh. |
| 0:28.0 | Let's get it blarted in here. |
| 0:29.0 | It's till death to its bar. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm Travis McElroy. |
| 0:32.0 | Joint by my brothers, Justin and Griffin, and my other brothers, of course, Tim and Guy. |
| 0:37.0 | If this is your first episode and we need to do further introductions, there's only like seven or eight before this catch back up. That's that's fucking fine. We recap it every time |
| 0:46.8 | Every episode we recap it and so like it's you're starting fresh. It's basically a movie of the week kind of experience, but it's the same but it's the same fucking movie y'all |
| 0:55.3 | You know when we announced that we want to announce quietly to ourselves that we didn't know if we were going to be able to record this year because of the SAG strike. |
| 1:02.8 | And those big wig executives heard that, |
| 1:05.1 | had them shit in their pants. |
| 1:06.8 | They ended the strike rather than miss their favorite yearly podcast |
| 1:10.4 | till death was bite. |
| 1:11.6 | I go so far as to say we ended the strike guys. Yeah. We did it. Thank you. Thank you so much. |
| 1:17.1 | I think you can't keep us down. I would like to know in sincerity how you guys felt because when we were planning the record you said might not be on this year |
| 1:25.5 | There's a strike on and part of me thought last year |
| 1:29.0 | Gris specifically was trying to weasel out of doing this at all. |
| 1:33.0 | Now, that's an unfair characterization of my position on this project last year, |
| 1:39.0 | which is that every 10 years we get a fucking submarine turnkey and if everybody decides to kill the project it dies. |
| 1:45.3 | I don't think that's unreasonable and it's all I've thought about for 365 days. |
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