Jonathan B, Mandy K, Cristina S, MORV, Palmer B, naomi Q, LX PROTOCOL V2, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Gail M, Veronica D, Jonathan F, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Jackie U, Runksmash, Sir James Knight of and Servant of the Lion of Judah, DrWhoDunDat, Jason P

AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):

Jonathan F

ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):

Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation, Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia, MrJAG

CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.):

Runksmash: Screen obscured by dozens of adds, alerts and alarms Basil descends after what remains of his friend. "Meta now offers the Phizer…" "High External Pressure, return to the…" Then, alarmingly, "SHIPBOARD DISASTER: Massive collision." Basil dives on.

Grimwold lands on the ocean floor, his system trying to reboot, but something is fighting him. A flood of images flash in his mind, scenes not from the files. His eyes open looking at an old food truck operated by two robot arms. He remembers Basil.

The Sentinel: Skate-sei Gonz finishes explaining how he cheated to win his gold medal, "I'm sorry Basil-san, I know this is a disappointment for you." Basil is speechless. Heartbroken. Betrayed. Without saying a word he takes his skates off and walks back to his car. Thoughts spin in his mind with greater chaos than an over-packed roller rink. He puts the radio on as he drives away – Survivor's "The Moment of Truth" is playing – Basil grips his steering wheel tightly. He only knows one place to go. He pulls into the parking lot. Walks inside. Receives the usual greeting. Then asks - "Got room for one more Alpha-Boi?"

CLIP PRODUCER

Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon

Timestamps:

Mondays: Jackie U

Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson

Fridays: Christine C

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dime size hole has been drilled in Mars.
0:04.6	The world is getting crazier.
0:06.7	People are acting more and more insane.
0:08.8	The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
0:12.1	Fear is only one thing to do when the world is falling apart.
0:15.5	Listen to Basil and Goncers, they discuss this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy.
0:21.3	You are listening to Kenary Cry NewsTor.
0:26.2	You're listening to Canary Crying News Dock.
0:29.3	We are live to tape here on March 14th, 2022.
0:33.8	That's Pye Day, baby.
0:35.4	This is episode 458.
0:38.1	And today, it's the TikTok Tornado.
0:42.1	And Razzle-Dazzle, I'm your best buddy, Basil.
0:44.9	And my name is Gons, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ.
0:48.9	Welcome to the podcast, where we bring you the best news, which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ, while
0:54.9	reporting the egregious with a well-rounded, biblically grounded take on world events.
0:59.4	And, wow.
1:00.7	Yeah, today was, we're starting late for the live audience here.
1:06.1	Yeah.
1:06.3	Much later than normal, Basil's internet is under attack.
1:10.2	Yes.
1:10.5	The cyber pandemic is real. And at any
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