You ready? Yeah, okay. Welcome to all things internet a show we talk about things we see on the internet that you usually have to do with the internet and Emily will try our gosh darn is to fact check things, but we don't care.

We are talking about good things. I'm on a good things train the last negativity more positivity.

Yeah, us again, we're not a news outlet. We just talk about what we want. Yeah, you need to. Okay, you just unzoom it a little bit. Emily has a really hard time angling the camera when she sets it up. I don't know why. Usually I'm going to do it does it, but blaze was already in my lap. Dog of the day blaze boy say hi blaze. He has poop on his butt. Emily is struggling. Why don't you just zoom it out and then you can zoom

it in in post. No, I feel like I fixed it. Do you feel good about this? No, but let's continue on. How you doing? Let's have our therapy session. We are both very stressed. Well, there's a lot to do. I was okay. I'm behind on work. One, I haven't posted a blog and forever. I have three vlogs worth of footage. Yeah, and I just haven't had time to post. But Saturday, I scratched my eyeball and I couldn't see Saturday night. Sunday.

And I wasn't allowed to look at screens on Monday. Right. So that's three days of work. Caput. Caput. Caput. Out the window. Out the gone garbage. Just worthless and then Tuesday, I could finally see and look at screens. But I had to drive all the way to LA for a shoulder doctor appointment. That was already set. And when I said it, I was like, there's nothing going on that week. I have plenty of time to go to LA for a doctor's appointment. I just went to pet him and my hand went directly.

I went to LA on his man part by accident. And I feel very violated and I'm sure he does too. I don't think he noticed. It's not like a private part to him.

I know, but I just are you literally needing to go wash your hands? No, it's fine. I'll just... I didn't... Okay. Anyway, continue. So you went to the doctor.

You know, I swear I'm becoming more of... I don't want to get canceled for using the word, but I feel like it's valid.

I feel like I'm becoming more of a germaphobe every day. Is that because you're self-diagnosing people?

Like, if there's people who are actually afraid of germs? Yeah, like I don't want... Is... would that be a hypo... No, hypochondriac is people that always think they're sick.

Is it called a germaphobe? I somehow feel this is insulting. I am not meaning insult. But like... I just...

You are becoming more and more stressed out by the thought of germs. Yeah. But okay, but the funny thing is, is not dirt.

Because we've been doing a lot of construction recently. Oh, you love dirt. I love it. Because again, I think it's like a whole inner child thing. Like, I'm getting to heal inner child, but like...

Really just like accidentally touching his little... You are just resting out right now. Yes. Touching his little man part just now, I feel like I can literally like see the germs like spreading on my hand and I feel gross about it.

But then when we were doing construction and I had literal dirt all over me, I would just grab a piece of fruit off a tree and start eating it with my dirty hands.

I didn't have a problem with that. Yeah, but if you're at my house and you bring fruit into my house, you're like, how dare you not wash that 17 times and put it through the dishwasher and the washing machine cycle.

Boyle it. Like how are... And I'm like, it's fine. You know, I like a little germ in my food. What's wrong with me?

Do you want me to answer that? How much time do we have? Oh my god. Emily and I did an hour long session of therapy for her yesterday. Oh, it was so good. I needed that.

Sometimes I give good advice. Yeah. And you were very good about not being judgmental and just telling me your opinion. And I really appreciated that. Thank you.

Sometimes when people go, hey, I need you to actually listen. I'm a very good listener. Yeah, you just need the like caveat. That's a fun word, right?

I don't know if I used it properly, but it sounded good coming out of my mouth. What does it mean?

Like you needed the like stipulation. You needed like to know the know before.

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