So Michael Collins, I'm always fascinated by where the hell you are on planet Earth and who you're with.

So where are you and what's happening?

Okay, right now I am in the media center right off of the 18th Green at the Ritz Carlton Golf Club in Orlando as the week of the PNC championship gets underway.

Michael Collins was a professional golf caddy for 10 years and is now the host of America's

caddy on ESPN Plus.

And I am in the media center with one other human being, and that's Mark Williams from the PGA

tour.

And so we're kind of sharing stories.

And ironically, his desk is right by a copier, and then there's a vent for air conditioning that Mark has now called

his escape pod. So since Tiger Woods said made the announcement that he's going to play late,

of course, he makes the announcement after the deadline to get your media

credentials has passed. So Mark is the guy who has to deal with the 27,000 people swearing

that they are writers for Horse and Hound magazine that now need to come here and get inside

the road. So when 38 people walk in that no one's ever seen before, he's just going to move the

copier and jump down the escape hatch.

Yeah, it feels like you should probably make sure that that copier, which I didn't

really know was still a thing in 2021, also isn't just a secret container for a journalist

who was also laid in applying for this credential.

Like, are there people in there already?

Just like waiting you guys out.

I didn't think about that.

A Mark Pablo said, you should check the copier because people might be hiding in there.

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