Well, in Wood, Oklahoma's where we meet our Tiger King, he's got them monkey champs and

Tiger Cubs, a key thing he's seen, he's got all his meth head buddies, and they're all working

for free, serving toteinos pizza covered

right the Walmart meat then of course there's old about candles the tigers

made him rich and don't forget about Carol Baskins, man, we fucking hate that bitch.

We got a tiger by the tail, baby.

Tiger by the tail, we got a tiger by the tail, baby.

Tiger by the tail, baby. Tiger by the tail, baby. Tiger by the tail, we got a tiger by the tail baby

tiger by the tail we got a tiger by the tail baby

tag by the tail we got a tiger by the tail baby

all right everybody welcome back to Tiger By the Tale. We are now on episode 5, Make America

exotic again. And this is probably the most aptly titled of the entire series as soon as I saw it I was like oh shit this is going I think I know where this is going to go and it and it goes there not necessarily immediately we open up on Doc Antel having a birthday party for his

chimps. They've got like minion decorations and shit and then one of the cameraman says,

I don't even know what a chimp's birthday party would look like and

Doc says oh sure you do it's like any other five-year-old's birthday party the

champs will sit around and be ridiculously happy and if you get too close to

them they'll bite your fucking finger off.

We've all been to that party. There's monkeys wearing boxing gloves and punching

shit and streaming streamers everywhere. Then we cut back to Joe's place where Jeff has thrown a party

and basically it's just a bunch of shitload of tigers biting and chewing the

shit out of balloons and then we hear Joe and a voiceover say,

Jeff has conned everyone because he is jealous.

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