4.5 • 11.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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In this episode...
- Talk show expectations
- High school drop out to comedy star
- Delivering pizza
- The secret language of twins
- A life changing moment at the coffee shop
- A three-year-old’s wisdom
- Self-diagnosed prosopagnosia
- Taylor Dayne
- Silly nonsense and cancer
- From one-liners to a 14-minute joke
- Tig’s cat’s Instagram
- Burritos
- Advice to callers Abby and Jerry
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0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, you are listening to On Qualified with your host, Ana Ferris. |
0:16.0 | Do you want a burrito? |
0:22.0 | I don't know, you're vegan. |
0:24.0 | Oh, they're not vegan. |
0:25.0 | They're not vegan, but we do have guacamole and chips over there. |
0:28.0 | Well, then I'm all set. |
0:29.0 | I'll eat those as soon as we... |
0:33.0 | I'm not going to eat them on the show. |
0:34.0 | I'm going to linger and eat chips. |
0:37.0 | Oh, good. |
0:38.0 | And then I'm going to head out. |
0:39.0 | No, wait. |
0:40.0 | All right. |
0:41.0 | Well, I'm not saying I'm leaving right now. |
0:42.0 | I'm saying when this is over, I'm going to head over there and I'm going to eat. |
0:47.0 | Ooh, I see you've raised them brand too. |
0:49.0 | Yeah. |
0:50.0 | Let's figure out who I am. |
0:51.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
0:52.0 | Should I start? |
0:53.0 | Yeah. |
0:54.0 | Mattiel Tigg, O'Callaghan, Notaro, born March 24, 1971, is an American stand-up comic, |
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