All right, I'm going to keep this simple.

Welcome back to Straight Up with Stasi.

I'm Stasi Shrotter Clark.

Let's do this.

Y'all, I'm really excited right now,

because I want to introduce you to somebody

very special in my life.

She was my first ever mom friend.

My first mom friend, that meaning that I made after becoming a mom,

I'm going to intro her by quoting a meme,

because I feel like this meme makes the most sense

in terms of our relationship.

I just want a mom friend whose my age has kids the same age as mine,

shares my parenting style, accepts my quirks,

and can bounce between deep conversation and celebrity gossip

with equal passion.

Oh, and lives next door.

Is that too much to ask for?

That was a real meme, and that's how I feel about you.

You guys, this is my next-door neighbor, Tiffany Togo,

and she's my unicorn mom friend.

Okay, oh, that's so sweet.

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