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The Tom Barnard Podcast

Tiffany Norton can't say anything anymore, but neither can you - #2959

The Tom Barnard Podcast

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Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Sports

4.1652 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

You've probably heard us talk about how ice cream isn't real anymore. But have you heard about maple syrup? Or honey? Fortunately, Tiffany Norton hasn't been replaced with corn syrup yet, although whoever replaced her on the radio is probably somehow inferior. We don't know who it is, but how could they not be, right?


Topics:

Fake food

Actor Awards (formerly known as SAG Awards)

Tiffany's radio career

Things you can't say anymore

Star Trek

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0:00.0

Boyle.

0:01.0

Welcome to the Tom Bernard podcast with the family and, of course, co-host Catherine

0:10.2

Brandt.

0:10.6

Brandt Bernard.

0:11.4

And Kristen Byrd.

0:12.9

Kristen Bird Entertainment, is brought you by North American Banking Company.

0:16.5

Go to NABanko.com to learn more member FDIC, Equal Housing Lender.

0:20.2

So I was thinking about you guys this morning. I thought Alex was member FDIC, Equal Housing Lender.

0:22.1

So I was thinking about you guys this morning.

0:43.1

I thought Alex was going to be here, but she's taking care of the children, apparently. You got a bunch of stuff to do. But this morning, there were three things in a row, and after the third thing, I just went, I got to sit back. I gotta do some deep diving of all, to see what the hell is going on in the world, because people don't pay much attention to it, I'm sure.

0:54.6

But I went through a bunch of different things, an example. And Catherine and I were talking about this a few days ago, so I thought I'd check again to see what a good way to go.

1:00.4

Do you know that 90% of ice cream they sell in stores is not ice cream?

1:02.7

Yeah, didn't we talk about that on fry?

1:03.7

I believe so.

1:07.4

But it's much worse than I thought, and that's why I'm bringing it up again.

1:08.4

Basically plastic.

1:11.8

Yeah, it's basically plastic. It's oily. it's just oily plastic cheese plastic ice cream the um well it makes me think it's like when

1:19.1

you finish eating it you're like why is there a film in my mouth it's because there's so much oil

1:24.1

it's like palm oil coconut oil it's disgusting I know there's no question about that. And what the hell was the other one this morning again? I was looking for, oh, honey. Do you know the top 10 selling honeies in America is not really honey? They're just corn syrup. Yes. What the hell? Why can they call it honey? That's why you buy your local honey from the farm. Yeah. You got it. I mean, you can get honey. You just have to know what to look for. Like if you're getting those like plastic bears, I'm pretty sure those are not actually honey. That's liquid sugar. Brands that they were saying is most likely counterfeit honey.

2:01.1

No, we get real honey.

2:34.3

Oh, maple syrup is another one. A lot of maple syrup out there isn't maple syrup. It's just... It's not maple syrup. Once again, it's sugar and flavor. But you can't call it maple syrup. It's called something else. It's not maple syrup. It's like pancake syrup or something like that. Pancake syrup, yeah. Look, yeah, if you're, if you like honey and maple syrup, which my children certainly do, make sure to look for honey and maple syrup, those words on the case. Because otherwise. It's got to be real honey. Yeah, I don't think they can call fake honey, honey, though. Can they? They didn't. I don't know.

2:35.5

A lot of them do.

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