Tiffany Haddish | Trump's Iran War Confession, Profane Tirade & Wild Posting Spree; RFK Jr Counts Sperm: A Closer Look
Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast
NBC
4.3 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Seth takes a closer look at Trump going on a deranged late-night posting spree where he demanded the arrests of his political opponents before dozing off in a meeting while his health secretary talked about sperm counts.
Then, Tiffany Haddish talks about becoming the first comedian to ever be in Sports Illustrated magazine and going viral for mispronouncing Mike Vrabel's name at the NFL Honors before helping Seth run some lines for his "Girls Trip 2" audition.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | White House and asked yesterday the President Trump |
| 0:04.5 | will go to Walter Reed Medical Center later this month |
| 0:07.0 | for a medical checkup. |
| 0:08.0 | Later this month, dude, you're aging like a countertop banana. |
| 0:13.0 | Go now! |
| 0:20.0 | From 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City, |
| 0:24.3 | please enjoy this podcast edition of Late Night with Seth Myers. |
| 0:28.0 | On today's show, Seth talks to actress and comedian Tiffany Haddish. |
| 0:31.4 | But first, a closer look. |
| 0:44.1 | The president went on an unhinged rant in which he referred to the White House as a sh** house, then went on a deranged late-night posting spree in which he demanded the |
| 0:48.2 | rest of his political opponents. But don't worry. He also held a very important meeting in the |
| 0:52.0 | Oval Office where he unveiled new measures to bring down prices, |
| 0:54.8 | and wait, sorry, I read that wrong. |
| 0:56.5 | He dozed off while his health secretary talked about sperm counts |
| 1:00.6 | and teenagers. |
| 1:02.8 | For more on this, it's time for a closer look. |
| 1:09.0 | I don't know if you guys remember, |
| 1:10.4 | but during the 2024 campaign, Donald Trump promised to solve an obscure, little-known problem. |
| 1:15.7 | Most voters were unaware of. Let me see if I'm pronouncing this right. Is it inflation? |
| 1:21.8 | Inflatone? Oh, no, inflation. |
| 1:24.4 | Starting on day one, we will end inflation and make America affordable again. |
| 1:30.3 | Under my leadership, the United States will commit to the ambitious goal of slashing energy |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in 2 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from NBC, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of NBC and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

