I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club.

Ashley, three words.

Describe this podcast.

Okay, that's one.

Chill, informative.

Okay, I don't think actually that gave any information.

But I was looking forward to something like sassy, snarky, fun.

This is a podcast where we are comedians first and foremost and so if you're not looking

to laugh or enjoy yourself by all means there's a read out loud function on Wikipedia, you

could just hear the Wikipedia page.

There's also book reading apps to hear them and read them and then book themselves.

You could read them.

So if you don't want our take on the books or fat takes, our pH fat takes, then don't

listen beyond this point.

And now if you are with us, if you want to carry forth, if you want to come through this

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