All right team, we here at Apple are attempting a console. Now, I know this is a market that

we have not yet conquered, but I think we can do it. And the way we're going to do it

is we're going to have the best game controller on the market. So I want everyone's ideas.

How can we innovate in the space? How can we come up with a game input method that's

even better than everything else out there?

Well, Tim Apple, my not my name, but please continue. I just want to say I'm a big fan of you

in your company. I think, you know, it's terrible what happened to Steve Jobs, but I'm also happy

that you did it to him. I want to talk to you about some of my controller ideas. My name is

Dougette. And the first pitch I have is that there's not a lot of tactile feedback in controllers.

Okay. You know, you got that force feedback, but you don't got tactile feedback. So what I would

suggest is, and I've got a demo here, I've put two wires in the bottom of a can of Apple sauce.

And I think that you should be able to like, so you know, like in a game, we're like trying to find

something in the ground or in a treasure chest or whatever. Kind of. Yeah. So you're like, oh,

where is it? So you scoop in an Apple sauce and you swore around in there and you can clear off

the screen that you're looking at and you and it's a tactile experience. So we're shipping a jar

of Apple sauce with our console. I know. I don't think it should be Apple sauce. I think you should

be whatever. I mean, it does tie in thematically. So maybe it's Apple sauce. It's Apple. It should

be Apple sauce. I mean, look, we're just pitching ideas here. So I'll put this one on the white board,

but I don't know if it's the direction. Yeah, that's where they go. They go with. Hello, my friend.

Hello, I got a couple ideas for you. If you want to. Uh-huh.

See what I got. Thank you. Thanks to both of you for showing up too. No problem. Yeah, no, I'm

happy to be here. I don't technically work here. So this is an opportunity. No, yeah. I just

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