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Tie My Shoes Prank Call

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Friday Night Cranks

Friday, Cranks, Live, Calls, Prank, Pranks, Crank, Comedy, Funny, Phone, Show, Night, Call

4.6669 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2010

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Kristin and Jared prank call another walmart and give them hell about Kristin not being able to tie my shoes

Transcript

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0:00.0

They have like no heart at all.

0:02.0

They're hearts.

0:03.0

I think you're choosing Rochester.

0:04.0

I made a church call.

0:05.0

Shoemaster?

0:09.0

This is getting old, guys.

0:11.0

Hello?

0:12.0

What can I do for you?

0:16.0

I really need help tying my shoes.

0:20.0

Well, um, I think you need to get somebody else over there to do that for you, okay?

0:27.6

Well, nobody's home and I don't know how to tie my shoes.

0:32.6

Well, it...

0:34.6

Worry about it tomorrow, all right?

0:38.3

Well, Daddy said to ask Walmart.

0:41.3

Um, Daddy should...

0:43.3

Because that's where he bought my shoes.

0:45.3

There are light up ones.

0:47.3

Okay, well, um,

0:51.3

Walmart can't help you with that, dear.

0:56.1

Well, what do I do with the two laces?

1:01.2

I don't know what to tell you, but Walmart can't help you with that.

1:05.6

You don't know how to tie your shoes either?

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