Girl Scout Cookies Prank Call

Friday Night Cranks

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2010

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Kristin prank calls a Wal-Mart and tries to sell them girl scout cookies.

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0:00.0	Thank you for calling Walmart Supercenter. How can I help you?
0:05.0	Hi, I was wondering if you wanted to buy some Girl Scout cookies so I can win a new bike.
0:10.0	Hello?
0:13.0	Hello?
0:15.0	Yes, who is this?
0:17.0	Hi, um, I wanted to know if you wanted to buy some Girl Scout cookies so I can win a new bike.
0:23.6	I don't think so.
0:27.6	They're really good if you buy when you get a box free.
0:31.6	Just a moment.
0:36.6	Okay. The lady is Just a moment Okay
0:38.3	The lady is probably like, what the hell do I do?
0:43.3	She's transferring me to somebody
0:48.3	I forgot I don't know.
0:57.0	However, I actually, it's gonna be a douchebag.
1:00.0	I know.
1:03.0	Okay, try that next, how can help you?
1:07.0	Um, hi, I was wondering if you wanted to buy some Girl Scout cookies so I could win a new bike.
1:15.0	Do what now?
1:17.2	Buy, buy some Girl Scout cookies so I could win a new bike.
1:22.1	Uh, no, thank you.
1:23.9	Oh, please, I really, really need a new bike.
1:30.3	No, thank you. Please, I'm off training wheels now and I can't just rip off my training wheels.
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