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Tiddy Bear Prank Call

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Friday Night Cranks

Friday, Cranks, Live, Calls, Prank, Pranks, Crank, Comedy, Funny, Phone, Show, Night, Call

4.6669 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2009

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Jared and Kristin prank call the makers of "Tiddy Bear" Jared says Kristin has "Cantafocus" (Can't - a - Focus) A fictional disease which causes Kristin to have random outbursts about the Tiddy Bears.

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Veronik.

0:05.0

Thank you for calling to order the TD Bear, the plush little guide that takes the pen out of shoulders,

0:10.0

to ensure proper handling and quality assurance, this call will be recorded.

0:14.0

May I continue?

0:15.0

Yes.

0:16.0

Okay, thank you.

0:18.0

May I have your first name, sir?

0:20.0

Jim. Jim, what's your first name, sir? Jim.

0:23.5

Jim, what's your last name?

0:24.6

Collinsworth.

0:33.0

So that would be C-O-L-L-N-I-G-S-W-R-C-H.

0:34.1

A G?

0:36.5

Did you put a G?

0:39.0

Collins-W-R-T. Right, I said C-O... i g did you put a g collinsworth right i said c o

0:41.6

yes i did say c o l-l

0:44.5

i n g

0:46.0

s w o r t h that's correct that's worth that collinsworth we need collinsworth c o r t for g

0:52.9

c o'l e n s w o r t for g That Collinsworth. We need Collinsworth. C-O-L-E-N-S-W-O-R-T-F-E-F-G.

1:00.0

What is wrong? I had a question about the Tiddy Bears.

1:08.0

What did you want to know, sir?

1:10.0

I want to know if they're like family- friendly because I asked the lady before and she said,

1:14.6

Oh no, no, no, I don't have any information for you. You're single.

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