Thank you for calling Dell's technical support. My name is Nirof Hamas.

Is you today?

Hi, Nino. I have a little complaint. The lady Barbara, I don't know if you're familiar with her.

She sounded cute. She transferred me over to you. What happened was my wife bought me a computer

for Christmas, and I really don't know much about Dell's or any computer, for that matter.

And what happens is whenever I go to do something on the computer, whenever hit a key stroke, as you guys call it,

or whenever I click on an econ, as you guys call it, I get a little message.

What message, yeah message are you getting sick

It says you're gay

And I really don't

I don't know what that means

Like I know what it means

Obviously it's telling me that I'm gay

Which I know I'm not

Because I'm married

But I don't know if this is like a virus

And I can't open up anything to stop

Like I go to open up

And internet explore

And it doesn't load It just says you're gay.

Okay. And can you please provide me the service tag number of your desktop which you'll find behind the...

I'm trying to get behind the computer. She like cleaned it, like cleaned up everything. It's a sticker, right?

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