Tickets to the Wedding

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.io HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS HENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	Except for Noah Lyle.
0:01.0	Do you see what Tyree Kil said about him?
0:02.4	No.
0:03.4	Tyree Kil plays with the Dolphins.
0:04.4	He's like, screw that guy, I beat him in a race.
0:06.1	Tyree kills best 100 meter time is 998 with wind behind him.
0:10.3	With wind behind him.
0:11.3	With wind behind him?
0:12.3	What is brought a kite? him. Fire up the engines baby because it's an episode 119 that's
0:27.0	a episode of 119 that's why we in the studio welcome in everybody Tuesday. It is Tuesday for us.
0:34.3	Tuesday for we usually do Mondays. Yeah, but we're back day late in the dollar short
0:38.1	We switched up the schedule dollar extra bro. You're right. Come on
0:41.2	I got tipped what kind of mood you in? A silly one. Yeah.
0:45.5	Who cares? Also who cares about anything. Nah dude, I'm feeling good. Yeah, man. I'll tell you why I'm feeling good.
0:53.3	Please.
0:53.8	You know my, well, we'll get to that later.
0:57.2	Sure.
0:58.2	What are we doing?
0:58.2	Tour dates up top?
0:58.9	Yeah, we might as well.
0:59.7	Get into it, baby, we're coming.
1:01.0	Oh, I just got worded that a couple of the Springfield shows are
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