Ticked-Off - Good for You podcast with Whitney Cummings | ep300

Good For You

Whitney Cummings

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.4 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	Pat, I can't do the podcast today.
0:02.4	I'm canceling.
0:03.6	I have to cancel.
0:04.7	I can't.
0:07.6	I'm tired.
0:10.0	I think I might have Lyme disease.
0:12.2	I am so sick of not having Lyme disease.
0:14.7	I am so sick of not being famous enough to have Lyme disease.
0:18.5	I am so sick of being the only person that does not have Lyme disease. I am so sick of being the only person that does not have
0:24.3	Lyme disease. Last week, I got a little flack. You guys gave me a little bit of lip because you're
0:31.0	like, why are you spending all this time on one topic? Because I'm mentally ill. That's why. I had all this stuff I wanted to talk about.
0:42.3	And then Pat, the biggest mistake I make professionally is that I don't block Pat on text
0:48.0	because it is just like, here's a link and here's a thing.
0:53.8	And then he'll send me like all these interesting articles
0:56.2	that I want to like read and talk about on the podcast and now I'm in a wormhole on Justin Timberlake's
1:01.8	Lyme disease now if you want to make sure three days of my life is miserable bring bring up Lyme disease to me.
1:13.7	If you want to ruin my weekend, send me a link about a celebrity with Lyme disease.
1:19.2	Pat was just like, ah, things are going too good for Whitney this week.
1:24.4	She seems like she's in a good mood.
1:26.5	And then he just air bombs me. It was like early in the
1:30.6	morning too. Sometimes I'll like text pat at like three in the morning and he'll text back right away.
1:34.0	And I'm like, oh, he's like we're both up. It's like it's like sleeveless in Seattle. We're like,
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