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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	And I'm down,
0:20.0	and I'm down per the sound of it. We good to go. Let's go
0:27.6	Raising hell, dude, you know what I was just thinking? What? First of all net positive positive baby, welcome in episode 99.
0:34.0	Yo, y'u-y, y'u-yup.
0:35.0	I got 99 problems and this podcast Ain't One.
0:38.0	Nah.
0:39.0	Is, uh, what year do you think that song came out?
0:42.0	2001.
0:43.4	Does everybody know that reference?
0:45.2	No.
0:46.0	Well, how old do you have to be to get that reference?
0:48.1	You have to be at least 28.
0:50.5	I got 99 99 problems.
0:59.3	That's a yeah you have to be if you 26 you don't know what that is. I don't think so. I'm not also looking at it on No.
1:00.3	2003. Yeah, I got 99 problems.
1:14.1	Was it Jay-Z?
1:15.4	Yeah, I was rolling around Lilburn, Georgia
1:18.0	in a Volvo with the windows down in a sub-woofer
1:21.3	I bought for my buddy on the tennis team and I was like I got problems.
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