Thursdays With Abie (S21E09)

Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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4.8 • 719 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Yeah this one was a bit of a stinker, despite Grampa finally getting some much-needed respect. A parody of Mitch Albom's Tuesdays With Morrie, this episode sees a human itnerest writer try to monetise Grampa's rambles, with an even more sinister plan for the old man himself.

Meanwhile, we get a real nothign subplot of Bart needing to look after a toy lamb for a school project.

We also discuss water parks, the show's evolution to more Family Guy-esque structure and more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, Dad, I got you some scotch.
0:02.9	One of those fancy ones the checkout lady had to unlock the cabinet to get.
0:07.1	Well, well, well, look who decided to visit me twice in one year.
0:12.0	This man's more of a son to me than you've ever been.
0:14.6	What did...
0:15.3	Well, he's more of a father to me than you've ever been.
0:19.5	I don't think that's true.
0:21.0	Stay out of this, Dad.
0:22.1	I, no.
0:22.9	Okay.
0:23.8	Four finger discount, dude.
0:27.1	Welcome. Welcome to Four Finger Discount, where this week we're having, spending our Thursdays, even though it's Wednesday with Avey. I'm Dando.
0:47.9	And I am Guy. Oh, God, don't reveal too much about how it's done, man.
0:52.1	Tuesdays, Wednesdays we record. There we go. It's reveal.
1:11.7	Everyone knows now. Now, what will we now now. A reason I bring up Wednesday is listen to five-law thank you to everyone who's tuning to the show this week we appreciate all of your support we're supposed to be doing something this week we thought we were going to be doing something this week it's something very special. So it feels like you know your gimmick, I come into this believing there'll be no math,
1:12.6	but whatever it is that you say.
1:12.9	It is.
1:15.1	My gimmick is now saying, I've been scanned this week.
1:17.2	So that's your new bit.
1:18.2	My new bit.
1:20.4	So I got scanned recently with that record.
1:23.3	PayPal has sorted it out for me because they kept saying, don't worry.
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