Welcome to the favorites, the podcast from the volume podcast network, it's Chad,

Norman, and it is Thursday.

So that means it's time to enter the Thursday Thunderdome.

Today's show, our special guests will compete alongside my cohost, my companion, my BFF professional

sports better Simon Hunter in an epic test of wagers and wits that's quickly made this

show, the most valuable sports gambling entertainment property of the internet age. Simon, I don't

even know if I want to hear what you have to say, because I feel like somehow from our Tuesday

podcast, when you were talking about whoever decides to marry you is going to have won some

kind of contest. And I am out there preaching about the value of love and respect and good

partnership. And somehow I feel like you're going to tell me that I'm getting ripped for

it and you're a fucking hero.

A little bit. It's I try not to listen back. I do listen to the show during the football

season just to make sure I don't sound like an idiot, but I try not to listen back

and you're right. I said chicks way too many times and a comfortable amount of times.

I would say maybe we have three female listeners and two of them reached out to me. One of them

said she prefers chicks because it makes them feel young. Now, she says she doesn't like

woman because man's in the word and she doesn't like female because male is in the word.

She thinks girls makes her sound childless. She said she's fine with chicks. And I said,

well, meet me halfway. What if I just start referring to him as queens? So from now

on, if I talk about my dates, I'll just say me and this queen went on to a date because

I just don't want to hear from people retiring chicks.

All right. We're retiring chicks and I'm excited because I know you are going on a date

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