Hey, altoyids and cannabinoids.

My name is Doug, and I love minis.

This is Doug loves minis.

The show that just spent two wonderful days in Austin, Texas,

coming to you from a hotel room in Austin, Texas,

on Thursday, November 16th, 2018. I'm not near a calendar. Doug plugs, so much fun stuff coming up,

including a return to Austin. On Wednesday night, I did, I was a guest on Kill Tony at the Cap City Comedy Club, and you can listen to that now or soon.

And then last night I participated in a Master Pancake show at the Alamo Draft House Ritz in downtown Austin, where we watched Owen Edgerton as a member of Master Pancake, and he was there, and we watched his movie Blood Fest, not to be confused with Hellfest, and we had a lot of fun fun he was a good sport about us making fun of the

movie that he wrote and directed and plays a pretty big part in well it's Owen Edgerton so it's a

small part get it he's short he's like a short Willy Wonka who kills people in the movie, and I recommend it.

So I'll be back here in Austin on the last weekend of December, part of my holiday taint tour.

I'm doing a Douglas Movies at Cap City Comedy on Saturday, December 29th, and then on New Year's Eve,

I'm doing two stand-up shows, also at Cap City Comedy Club. So I hope to see you there, Austin.

It's always, always such a good time when I come here. Last night, I went into a convenience

store on 6th Street, Dirty 6, and I got a couple of items, got some cheez-its, got some beef jerky, and they came to a total of $4.75,

gave the dude a 20. He hands me back a quarter and closes his drawer, and I go, I think I gave

you a 20, and then he reaches into the drawer and pulls out immediately a $5 bill.

It goes, nope, $5, $5, this is what you gave me.

And I was like, okay.

I'm pretty sure I just came from an ATM and all it gives you is 20s.

But if you say so, I didn't say that.

But I just, you know, just okay. And I left because I, you know,

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