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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Thursday Show (Alison's Adjustment, Jenna's Party Pantry, Anger Vs. Annoyance)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.66.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2015

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Jordan Morris, Allan Moss and Daniel Quantz join Alison and Jenna Kim Jones for a discussion of depression, chip flavors, cookie flavors, wheelchairs, superfans, pickle backs, Jenna's party pantry, anger versus annoyance, Trader Joe's and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0

I was saying, Rosie, I was saying, Rosie, you best friend, I was saying, I was saying, we've got to get times to burn in.

0:11.6

I was saying, Rosie, we need to dance again, I was saying, Rosie, I was saying, you best friend.

0:22.5

Hello, my little cheddar bacon mac and cheese potato chips. It's me, Allison. Welcome to another exciting Thursday show.

0:29.3

We're all here in some form. I'm here, Daniel is here. Hello. Jenna is here. Hello. Alan is here. And Jordan Morris is back. Hey, guys. Oh, man, I just forgot to ask you to do an intro, Daniel.

0:42.8

Why can't I keep forgetting? Do it after the fact. Doesn't work. I think we can. We did it before. We did it last time. It's an intro, not a middle troll.

0:54.0

Well, this is hardly the middle unless it was the string or short show, but you could always introduce us. Think of what we're doing as the cold open.

1:04.2

Yeah, this was a sitcom. This is just a fun little goof. Exactly. And then, then we really get we really kick it off. Okay. All right. Ready? I'm ready. Okay.

1:15.9

Oh, so we let's say that we have to, I mean, we kind of have to like in the cold open with the punch line. It doesn't really make sense, but it's all like just like I'll just like do a little punch line.

1:23.0

We can all kind of have a little laugh. Then the intro kicks in. Perfect. And we'll get, you know, momentum is here.

1:28.6

Uh, I know it's not Thanksgiving, but I'm the turkey.

1:36.3

And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show tonight.

1:48.4

Allison, welcome to our special guest, Jordan Morris, animal expert, Jenna Kim Jones and live studio performance from hashtag out in the mosthons.

1:59.5

I'm her husband, Daniel, asking you to plug in your earbuds, hop on the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.

2:09.0

Hey, you guys, that was, I feel like you've been secretly practicing. I mean, not practicing, but like something that was that clearly during the week, you're thinking about where you do.

2:19.7

Why gotta think of what I'm going to do, but usually on the drive home.

2:22.8

When you then how about when you get home, remind me that we, because I've usually forgotten by that.

2:27.5

Oh, anyway, that was perfect. I like the intense, the intensity really kicks in around the word tonight.

2:33.4

Yes. There's like a whole, sometimes we're going to have to film it because there's a whole like, like you really like get up on my, I got a grab.

2:39.9

It's a performance. I feel like, I feel like if you say a lot of, you know, and all that, they, they might turn it off.

2:45.8

Right. They're like ready to turn it off. So I have to say, like, I got a grab on and bring them back.

2:50.5

So they know when we're talking, like this is happening right now. This is not an announcement for the future.

2:55.3

Well, thank you for that. All right. So so much to get to a lot of flavor talk started to happen before the show.

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