Thursday, May 7th, 2026 - Epstein's Suicide Note, Kash Patel's Personalized Bourbon, Trump’s $1B Ballroom
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🗓️ 7 May 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Jeffrey Epstein left a suicide note, and it's now public, unlike Howard Lutnik's testimony in Congress |
| 0:05.2 | yesterday, which was behind closed doors, though we have some reporting on what happened. |
| 0:09.3 | We also have reporting on how the FBI director brings a stash of personalized bourbon with him |
| 0:13.7 | everywhere he goes, which he hands out his gifts. |
| 0:16.4 | Republicans in Congress want to pass a bill to give Trump a billion dollars of our tax money |
| 0:21.0 | to build his fucking ballroom. And don't get me started on the debris from said ballroom |
| 0:25.3 | construction, which is toxifying the local air. Marco Rubio is visiting the Pope while his |
| 0:30.5 | boss is feuding with the Pope, and then we have some stupid news about AI and R.K. Jr. Let's get |
| 0:36.4 | into it. |
| 0:42.2 | Today is Thursday, May 7th, and you're listening to Morning Announcements presented by Betches Media. I'm your host, Sammy Sage, and Morning Announcements is your fully sourced |
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| 1:17.7 | The Jeffrey Epstein story will not die, even if he did, question mark. Yesterday, a federal judge |
| 1:24.3 | unsealed a document that the DOJ alleges is Epstein's suicide note, |
| 1:28.6 | which was found by his former cellmate tucked into a graphic novel after his body was removed |
| 1:33.3 | from their cell. The note reads, |
| 1:35.6 | They investigated me for months, found nothing. It's a treat to be able to choose one's time |
| 1:40.2 | to say goodbye. What should want me to do? Bust out crying? No fun. Not worth it. |
| 1:46.5 | It honestly reads as a mix between a 2018 Trump tweet and a Kyle Cook tantrum. |
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