Good morning. I just posted on Twitter. This is a gentleman that was on a train and I don't know if everybody does this.

I certainly don't. Pretty sick. I heard girls do this. This man sticks his hand down his pants between his butt cheeks.

Rubbs a little. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's the eye of Soren. Mm-hmm. Then takes his hand out of his pants.

Places that he moves his mask down because he's still masked up. Yeah. And sniffs his fingers. Yeah. Common move.

I don't know how common that is. I mean, everybody does a little check on themselves. Just wipe your ass. Yeah.

You know, but it's yourself. So everybody checks themselves. Then what do you do with your fingers after you got that on your fingers?

Because this guy usually have a sandwich. He just he just kind of sniffs and he's like, oh.

Yeah, he was like, oh, man. Yeah, it's a butt. Yep. I'm sure majority of butts smell. Yeah, they do. Some worse than others. Some smell great.

Well, yeah, if you have a nice bath. Yeah. Maybe wash it. You know, strippers, lost strippers, nice smelling butts. I wonder if they have butt perfume.

I mean, they definitely hit it with something. Yeah, I have to. There's no doubt about that. Body spray. Whatever.

Something. What's axe for hose? No. I was trying to think what it is. I don't think they have one. I don't think they have like dude.

Dude hose got axe. Yeah. I didn't know a hot girl in high school when I was in high school. It used to wear old spice.

Oh, like the spray. And I thought that was weird. Yeah, give me a ride to school one time. And we're getting out. And she had this old spice. And I thought it was like, you know, her brothers or something.

Yeah, a boy for I don't know. And she hits herself with it. And I was like, holy hell. She's sick. Yeah. Hot though.

Old spice. No, that's not hot at all. Super hot. I don't know. I don't say like. I know that's not how to say what she was.

She was one of the more, you know, she was one of the hotter girls at my high school. It was crazy. Yeah, that is. That's real gross. I don't like this.

And how I got a ride to how I got a ride from her school. I've no idea. They still don't remember. Yeah. I mean, she was a super nice to me for whatever reason. Probably because, you know, for the zone. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Safe. You're safe. I was trying to hope her the whole time, but yeah, never was going to happen. Did you ever let her know that you wanted to hump her? I mean, kind of, but not like I would. I've never.

I've never let anybody know. I wanted to hump them. Like just saying it to him. Besides you. Besides like, you know, Kim Kardashian or something. You've told her.

Like I've said that, but like I've never. Yeah, I just don't talk like that. I'm not saying you're right or letters. No, he's not.

He's not out. He's not outside her house. I want to hump you.

Yeah. But it was, you know, so girls, some girls, but do smell good. But back to your point about the story.

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