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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Thursday, January 12th 2023

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 173 minutes

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Episode #8

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0:00.0

I've never seen this before this could be an old video they've been doing that a lot lately they have yeah, it's weird but

0:30.0

this woman she gets into a fist fight right yeah and she picked a fight with a woman she had no business fighting that happens so then the bigger woman grabs the little woman by the hair and then gives her a helicopter ride and spins her around like a helicopter yeah yeah that was you know shots that lady for whoever did her hair the play by play is hilarious oh yeah yeah and shout out to lady did her hair because the hair stayed in I mean hair so

1:00.0

strong like it was out of the braids or whatever but like it was I was surprised that she didn't detach you know during the helicopter but no this lady was like full and it's not you know she went just swinging around I mean she was full on airborn oh I just I also saw a little kid like kid a dog the dog was about to kick the kids ass yeah there's a lot of funny videos this day do you see a fat ass dude that got to that you know in the parking lot got like ran over like that was oh I saw

1:30.0

man I had never seen a fat guy fly like this there was something happened in a parking lot I retweeted it BMS underscore Derek if you want to go see the video but this guy was like beating on this car and there was something going on and the person ends up like you know hitting them with the car at a good amount of speed and the guy flies across the parking lot it was it was extraordinary right there's also the real disgusting I'm rat crawls all over a man while he's asleep at a train station in New York yeah it's like what

1:59.9

my dogs do like in the like lick food off my face or something like that you know except for it was a rat so there's that yeah really disgusting so many so many funny videos out there but the rats are like you know I mean they're like little pets up in New York they are you know just like part they are New York a lot of people love rats though I don't think so yeah I mean not wild rats but you know like pet rats oh yeah I don't know what it has pet rats

2:28.7

do you remember how like I think it was the Greeks or whatever they made their maybe was Rome will ever made their weeners small hmm remember in the statues oh yeah the weeners were super small right stats like if you're gonna if you're gonna have a statue why not make it big well because like to them big weeners were grotesque and barbaric well and little weeners were elegant and you know it was what they actually wanted little weeners just imagine a time

2:57.9

I mean they would be so grossed out right now right if they had a time capsule and they could just you know pop up here yeah two thousand twenty three yep and they see these ginormous weeners they would be so grossed out they would think they are barbarians is what they would be classified as that's what that's what big weeners to them meant that's why they're statues well one because they did have little weeners but you know they also made their statues were little weeners because it was that was to them

3:26.9

better looking but there were there were some like tribes or cultures that made their weeners huge oh absolutely yeah I thought it was funny yeah definitely well they found one it's like nineteen hundred years old it's it it's a obscene not safe for work paintings from nineteen hundred years ago show giant weener they show like this one dude who seems to be like a boss yeah and look at the size of this guy's weener oh my god

3:56.9

like it's not even yeah they went the opposite way yeah they definitely made fake weenies yeah he's the fertility god oh yes I'm he's getting women pregnant did that is a disgusting image yeah it's real big yeah I mean it does massive that's the biggest weenie I've ever seen oh but look at this so you might be wondering hey so what positions did they do did they only do missionary back in the day

4:25.5

nineteen hundred years ago they were still doing girl on top oh wow so that is cool that's not that's not not something new I just make you think it's been around since the beginning of time no and so this girls on top of her man with her feet on a bed because they had a bed yeah so her feet were then on a bed she looks like she's riding that it riding that what she did was she placed her hand on the top of his head for balance wow that is a look at

4:55.5

disrespectful yeah she is being rude rude right there but she's running the show she is that's weird but that is a so they've been having sex like this is forever forever see I like I thought oh look at this Derek you know how look at this guy so you know how the Greeks had the little tiny weenies look at that one big old don't that's huge big old don't you here I'm gonna just zoom in just so you can see because that is like a foot long that's a massive weenie cheese so they do have statues with

5:25.4

big old weenies yeah yeah it was just not all cultures it was just the Greeks that did the small was it the Greeks yeah I think so yeah Greeks Roman same thing oh man they were like buddies right yeah I'm probably anyways you can go to this place where it's a home of worship and it has these portraits all these couples getting it on that's cool and goddesses but yeah you usually don't see it in art from back in the early centuries you don't see him with big weenies almost two thousand years

5:55.4

ago mm-hmm but now they finally found a culture that they did do this in yeah I thought that was pretty cool I didn't know girl on top I thought that was like maybe a hundred years old yeah I never be yeah maybe a hundred years old I didn't think

6:08.5

grandma's you know like our grandma's yeah no way they did girl on top right I didn't always take it was we're

6:15.2

on watch like Spartacus or something like the girl hops on top of it I'm like I didn't do that back or you

6:20.8

when you're watching the Viking you know TV show and they're doing doggy mm-hmm and I'm like they do doggy back then but maybe they

6:27.6

happen what's up Cody what's going on sounds like there's way over in the corner off the mic well he is he is way over the

6:35.8

corner I just got here what's up buddy hey first off the Roman in Greeks were not buddies oh they weren't second no no not at all

6:46.0

and but second the rat thing so you know about 20 plus years ago out went over to a buddy to my house and uh we were

6:55.5

setting a drink of beer and I felt something tugging on my leg and I looked down and there was a rat climbing up my

7:02.0

leg I stood up and I no gosh he's the murder of the rat well yeah I didn't know it was their pet oh

7:11.7

oh yeah overall that great you know it's like hey no you just killed a family member right in front of

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