Evan Roberts. Tiki Barber. It's Evan and Tiki on WFAN, The Fan, 1019 FM, and always live on the free Odyssey app.

Two hundred and seven days ago, our long national nightmare began.

And tonight, in about six and a half hours, that nightmare ends.

Football's back!

We'll get to Eagles Cowboys, who giant fans should root for.

We'll make our official NFL predictions coming up at 4 o'clock.

So we got a lot of football to get to.

The Mets making a major change in their rotation.

We'll discuss that later as well.

But I got four things about the New York Yankees that I am fired up about.

Are you ready?

Yeah, let's hear him.

It's like a quattro de quattro.

Number one, Brandon Walsh. Oh, I'm sorry. Brian Walsh. Brandon, of course, was a wonderful character on 902 and O. Yes. His cousin, Brian Walsh, is an umpire. And I want to make this very, very clear. They're not cousins? No, not really. They're not.

Okay.

In my fantasy world, they are.

Actually, you know what?

9-0-2-0-0 on so long ago, Brian is Brandon's like son? I was going to say, that's like great-uncle or something. I want to make this very, very clear so everybody understands. Brian Walsh, home-played umpire from last night's Yankee game, is really bad at his job.

Okay? And there are people like that. They're just Brian Walsh, home-played umpire from last night's Yankee game, is really bad at his job.

Okay? And there are people like that. They're just really, really bad at their job.

Insert joke here about any one of your least favorite WFA and host, maybe I'm the guy.

He's bad at his job. He became a full-time MLB umpire like a year and a half ago, I think.

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