Today is Thursday, April 18th, and you're listening to the morning announcements presented by Betches Media.

I'm your host Sammy Sage and the morning announcements is your daily five minute breakdown of the headlines

that isn't afraid to take aside and

roast the most consequential reality show there is our government. This episode is

brought to you by ASPCA Pet Health Insurance. It is no secret how much I love my three dogs and how I would do anything

for them, including take them to the vet literally any time they might have the slightest

complaint, which is why pet insurance has been the best investment I've made as a pet owner.

The ASPCA Pet Health Insurance Program offers customizable accident and illness plans, making it easier

for pet parents like you to help your pet get the care they may need.

To explore coverage visit ASPCA pet insurance.com slash morning.

This is a paid advertisement.

Insurance is underwritten by either Independence American Insurance Company or United States Fire Insurance

Company and produced by PTZ Insurance Agency Limited.

The ASPCA is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance. We had a lot of action in Congress yesterday,

starting with the impeachment trial of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas in the Senate.

If you forgot about that Clown Act, so did not. Secretary Alejandro Myorchis in the Senate.

If you forgot about that Clown Act, so did I.

But as a reminder, the Marjorie Taylor Maga Caucus

in the House of Representatives voted in favor of impeaching

Secretary Myorcus for, quote, willfully and systemically

refusing to comply with federal immigration laws and for lying to Congress when he

testified that the border was secure. While this passed in the House it's clear that most of the Senate did not have the fucks to give about this very obvious circus impeachment

...