Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-7-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2024

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about picking teams, preachers, and legal tender.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-7-16 - Bill rambles about
Christmas shopping, getting rid of old shit, and this god damn election.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast.
0:06.5	And I'm just checking in, checking in on you. What's going on? I'm sorry about no Monday morning podcast this week. I'll be honest with you. I completely forgot it was Monday. I've been running around crazy. I got a big gig this week. And all of a sudden, I was like, holy shit. Today was Monday. I forgot to do it. And then my week got super busy or whatever. So I apologize for that.
0:41.3	You know, there goes my streak. I don't know. How many Mondays did I do in a row?
0:43.9	I think I missed one back in September when I had the flu.
0:47.0	Or whatever it was that I had.
0:51.9	Whatever it was that I got coming back from that cave out there in Nashville.
0:56.3	Nashville, Tennessee. Can anybody explain to me how,
1:00.7	why is this so redlining here as I'm talking? I don't feel like I'm being that loud.
1:06.8	How the fuck was Penn State ranked number two? Can somebody explain that? Where did that come from?
1:17.4	I got to watch a little bit of that game last week. They were playing Ohio State. Was it last week? Was it two weeks ago? I don't know.
1:27.8	But it was so fucking frustrating. They had the game won and then they just wide open receivers, the balls at the guy's fucking ankles,
1:29.5	whatever.
1:36.6	You know, catch the ball, goes off your chest, the defensive back catches it in the end zone.
1:37.0	And I just was like, why do I do this to myself?
1:39.1	Why do I continue to watch sports the way I do?
1:43.8	I would just love to watch them, you know, completely, just be completely indifferent. I know there's somebody that does that. There has to be some sort of app, you know, that you can download and then they can track your behavior and then sell your information to people in fucking Thailand, whatever the hell it is they do. There has to be an app
2:05.5	that teaches you how, like being like apolitical, like can you be a, like you just don't,
2:14.7	like how do you not, like I get it with the Boston teams. I'm going to always root for the Boston teams, right? don't, like, how do you not? Like, I get it with the Boston teams.
2:17.9	I'm going to always root for the Boston teams, right?
2:20.9	But, like, why do I give a fuck?
2:23.4	How did I start giving a fuck about Penn State beat in Ohio State?
2:27.1	I was, like, mad at myself.
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