Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you.

Woo, checking in on you. You know what? You guys have been checking in on me.

And a lot of my friends back east have been checking in on, how you doing?

Are you all right? Are you safe? You know, and you know what that means when people check in on

you and ask you if you're all right, if you're safe. One, that means that they're concerned

about you and your safety and they care about you. And then more importantly, they want

some gossip. Like, what have you seen? I know there's the news reports, but you're out there.

Can I get some more, something a little more juicy? So I know something that my friends don't,

because I have a friend out there.

He's one canyon over.

And he said he saw a crazy homeless person on a parasail shooting flames.

Listen to this.

Shooting flames into a dog park.

I think there's video on the internet.

I'm not sure, but that's what he was saying.

Dude, somebody said they saw a guy in a Dodge power wagon with a Trump hat on,

throwing lit cigarettes out his cab on either side.

I will say the frequency and where the fires were lit, it did start to seem like, all right,

like, what's going on here, man?

Is this being done by somebody? And then they show somebody goes, yeah,

there was a guy doing it. A guy, there was a guy that was doing it. Some guy did all of that.

And then they show some crazy homeless guy in like a fucking, you know, residential area lighten

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