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What the fuck is happening people? Welcome to the General Bander podcast.

On today that is Thursday the 27th of September this podcast a bit late.

You know, sorry about that. I'll explain later. Hopefully this podcast is nice and loud and crisp because I've had some complaints last week

About about that it was fucking it was too quiet you know people are like I'm out in about

I live in London I'm trying to walk around listening to this podcast you know and it's

too quiet it's quiet as shit so hopefully we'll fix that this week the reason was this

recording device that I have was being powered through basically what happens is

this is some nerd shit you put batteries in this and you want it to be mobile you put batteries in it.

But you got to switch on this sort of phantom power thing that like powers your microphone.

Now what happens is when I plug it into the means when I sit down here and record a

podcast when I plug it in there's I think there's too much power going to it so

last week there was this like type thing going on I'm like Michael Winslow up in this bitch and the I'm presuming

the problem was there was just too much power going through it.

You know it's a recurrent theme in my life, just too much motherfucking power.

No I'm saying?

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