Thursday 11/21/19

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2019

⏱️ 160 minutes

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0:00.0	This little toad I didn't want to run him over and he peed on my shoe.
0:04.0	What?
0:06.0	Yeah, it's a little toad.
0:08.0	It's a little tiny, he's so adorable, right?
0:10.0	He's looking at me, like a little Christmas toad.
0:12.0	Yeah. He had these little sparkles on him.
0:14.0	I don't know what he got into.
0:15.0	I don't know what kind of funny business this toad was into.
0:18.0	But he had all these sparkles all over him.
0:20.0	I don't know if there's like a kid in the neighborhood that just put the prince...
0:22.0	Sparkling all the toads.
0:25.0	Yeah, I know.
0:26.0	But it was just glistening and I was like, oh, this is glorious.
0:29.0	This toad just kidnapped hell.
0:32.0	Like here, he just escaped from getting kidnapped. Yeah. Toad just
0:32.8	escaped from getting kidnapped.
0:34.4	Yeah.
0:35.4	Some little girl picks him up and then covers him and dazzled.
0:41.6	So I see it. So I see it.
0:43.0	And I'm like, I don't want to run you over, buddy.
0:45.0	So I'm like, scooting them over, and the damn thing peed all over my shoe.
0:49.0	And have you ever seen a toad pee?
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