Thursday, 10.26.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2023
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
The World Series starts tomorrow. Do you care? If not, maybe you didn't grow up in a baseball town. *Well, I said we could eat anywhere you wanted but that was before I knew you wanted Golden Corral. *Doomscrolling!! The mass shooter and murderer in Main is still on the loose. The man suspected of shooting and killing a Maryland judge last week was found dead in the woods today. Ford and the UAW have come to a tentative agreement. OJ gets turned on by boulder-bumping. The parents of the US military man who fled to North Korea have sat down for an interview. *A metro police department is under fire over allegations that some officers misspent charity money meant for fallen officers and their families. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Leave a review, join us tomorrow and every weekday on twitch, and use the links below to keep in touch with us and potentially date Snowcone. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of Charity Hill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Hey! |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | You good looking son of a bitch? |
| 0:50.0 | Hey, how are you sexy? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm good. |
| 0:52.0 | Good. How's life? |
| 0:53.0 | Not bad. You look good. |
| 0:54.0 | Thanks you too. Anything going on? |
| 0:55.0 | Nothing at all, really. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah, not on me neither. |
| 0:58.0 | Same old, same old. I mean, I did see yesterday, you know. |
| 1:01.0 | Did you watch anything good last night? |
| 1:04.0 | No. |
| 1:05.0 | No documentaries, no sports, no... |
| 1:08.0 | Nothing. |
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