Thursday, 10.03.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 3 October 2024
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
*Let's Go Royals! Forget about wild card games, the Royals are in the real playoffs now! Oh, the Rebel City Kitties won too! So, we're all in a great mood today!
*Looks like Ballys Sports is officially dropping the Royals. Does this mean Amazon will get the games?
*A high school principal in Oklahoma showed up drunk at the fall dance and possibly got a little handsy with students.
*People are panic buying toilet paper because of the dock worker strike, but toilet paper is the last thing they should be worried about.
*Why are American bombs being dropped on Japanese airports? I thought we were friends.
*Garth Brooks is being sued by a sexual assault accuser and her accusations are public and graphic.
*What happens when A.I. finds out it's A.I.? It basically sounds like Slimfast having a panic attack on the air.
*Pete Rose said in his last interview that he didn't see a need to reinstate him after his death. Lazlo doesn't think he'll have to worry about it.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through |
| 0:16.1 | the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | How about those baseball teams, huh? |
| 0:52.0 | Huh? I know, man. That was stressful. |
| 0:54.4 | Well, the Royals game was stressful. |
| 0:56.2 | The Tigers game was stressful too. It was just the Royals game was the last one that I watched. |
| 1:00.3 | But, uh, yeah. And we both won money? Yep,'t want more than me but I actually that |
| 1:06.0 | because I live in Missouri and they haven't legalized sports betting over yet supposedly theyosedly they're about to. |
| 1:13.2 | But I can't even check, most of the time |
| 1:16.4 | I won't even let me check to see what happened. |
| 1:18.0 | So in my mind I'm thinking, all right, |
| 1:19.7 | I know I made two bets. |
| 1:21.8 | I can't remember which one was the bigger one you know what I mean and I'm not sure and then I'm trying to tell |
| 1:26.5 | Brooke even though the game's already over at this point I still can't quote-unquote put it out there |
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