Thursday, 07.17.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Happy Thursday! With the flash flooding today, Lazlo ended up pushing a shopping cart out the street that SlimFast and Summer ignored. How much money would it take for you to be with your father? Leave your spouse? Play Squid Games? Embarrass yourself on Live TV? Lazlo and SlimFast review Shane Gillis’ ESPYs performance, and Lalzo tells the story of living in a borderline haunted house. In Headlines, the guys discuss Emilie Kiser's' 3 year old son that passed away via pool, the Annabell doll handler dying, Trump getting annoyed talking about Epstein, Barack and Michelle possibly getting a divorce, and much more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who
0:30.6	attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.9	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.4	Yo, my man, how are you?
0:49.0	Oh, I'm fantastic. How are you?
0:50.8	I'm great. No problems. Good. Glad to hear it.
0:52.8	I have to tell you, I was a little upset with myself.
0:55.0	Why?
0:55.8	Coming in. So, was all the power out while you were driving in on Instagram? No, I saw these messages, like these alerts from whatever that said, Flash Flood, don't drive unless you're evacuating. And I was like, huh? Looked outside, and it was sprinkling, and that was it. So driving down here, all the stoplights are out.
0:54.3	Okay.
0:54.6	I don't even notice it.
0:55.7	Whatever. Looked outside and it was sprinkling and that was it. So driving down here, all the stoplights are out.
1:13.2	Okay.
1:13.4	I don't even notice it.
1:14.7	Whatever time it is in the morning.
1:16.3	Drinking coffee, right?
1:18.8	Suck it down some crate.
1:20.0	I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to do with my life.
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