Thursday, 06.12.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

*Lazlo's 7/11 is a real-life Kevin Smith movie. *She wants the baby; he wants an abortion. He (allegedly) slips her an abortion pill in her coffee. *A friendly reminder to wipe your phone once in a while. *Obama DID NOT party with Diddy (that we know of). *Slimfast is trying to get Lazlo to go to ICP this weekend. *Elon is sorry. *A hot teacher sleeping with a teen student can be a bad thing. *Now would be a good time for The Royals to step it up. *Spiegel catalogs and back tickling are just a part of growing up. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Reach out to us on socials, or don't. You can also join us live every morning at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazl -Everybody Wang Chung Happy Birthday, Dad. Miss you.

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:24.1	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.2	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:35.0	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.4	My man, how are you?
0:48.7	Yo, yo, yo, yo.
0:49.6	I'm great.
0:50.1	How are you?
0:50.5	I'm great.
0:50.9	Never been better.
0:51.6	Good.
0:52.1	Glad to hear it.
0:53.2	I have to tell you, where did you stop? You make your own coffee, don't you? I'm great. Never been better. Good. Glad to hear it. I have to tell you, where did you stop?
0:54.8	You make your own coffee, don't you?
0:56.4	And bring it in?
0:57.1	You don't stop anywhere in the morning?
0:58.2	Oh, this just depends.
0:59.4	If I'm hungry because I didn't have anything at the house,
1:02.5	and I might just get a second cup of coffee at the gas station.
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